This is a 3 shots blog where I just share 3 random things from the internet that I enjoyed seeing. Maybe not necessarily blogworthy on their own but together, the 3 topics together are enough. So let’s get into it:
- JP Crawford from his ass
- Charles Barkley’s Big Bitches
- Masters Menu Is Overrated
JP Crawford
I think a shortstop to his right is the best play in baseball. I also like a 2nd baseman up the middle to his right and a 3rd baseman going right. But nobody comes close to SS into the hole.
The problem is going left. Where does that rank? I’ve got it:
- Any outfielder rob a HR
- Shortstop in the hole
- CF over the shoulder
- RF throw to 3rd
- RF throw to home
- SS up the middle
- 3rd base slow roller
- 2nd base up the middle
- 3rd base back hand into foul territory
I’ve got it 6.
The big thing here is the throw from the butt cheeks. I think that’s more impressive than having the athleticism to get onto your feet into a throwing position. It’s not until these guys are fully compromised where you can fully appreciate the full strength of their arms.
Speaking of strengths:
San Antonio Has Big Bitches
I like Charles Barkley and I think he can get away with a lot of things because he’s so likable.
What I don’t understand is if this is intended to be an insult or a compliment.
Where I’m from, a big bitch is a bad thing. They’re smelly and gross and drive a used CRV and smoke menthols and went to Stagg.
But I also understand if you’re slinging pringles can sized dick, you might like big bitches. And sometimes that’s a matter of culture I will never understand.
Ultimately you have to read the crowd and there’s a notable and audible level of boos.
But the final 4 isn’t a local event. So maybe those boos came from outsiders who don’t appreciate the big bitches in the community?
I ask these questions to demonstrate the fact I don’t know where this stands as an insult or a compliment.
But if Chuck says it, then you know it’s true. So good or bad, congratulations to San Antonio on having some big bitches.
I hope they’re not smelly.
Is The Masters Menu Overrated?
Alexa
There’s so much meat riding around the Masters and while I think $5 beers rock, it’s also going to cost you $10K a head and 20 years on the waitlist just to sniff the azaleas in a practice round. The least you can do after another $1500 in the merch tent is give me an affordable chicken biscuit sandwich sourced from a local catering company for breakfast. The least you can do is cut me some slack on an ice cream sandwich. I’m already flying into Charleston for a weekend, paying out of my ass cheeks for average lodging, parking on the other side of the county and walking 57,000 steps to put a check on the bucket list.
But go ahead and let me blow you some more for $1.50 peanuts. Being the epicenter of the golfing universe isn’t enough. You need me to admire quite literally everything so here we go. Those Masters people sure are kind and generous for only charging me $2 for a cup of mixed fruit.
YOURE SO WONDERFUL
Give me the White Sox concession stand any day of the week