Biggest news of the year and it’s not even close. Luka Doncic going to Los Angeles and blah blah fuckity blah. There aint nothing I gotta say about the trade you haven’t thought or heard already.
I will say, however, that I’m extremely disappointed in Chicago product Michael Finley for being an old fashioned cunt when it comes to domestics.
It’s one thing to take a beer from your best player who also happens to be a grown ass man that singlehandedly put Dallas in the NBA Finals.
It’s a whole completely different animal when you take a beer from your best player who also happens to be a grown ass man that singlehandedly put Dallas in the NBA Finals and THEN YOU DAP UP HIS FATHER?!
That man grew up in the EASTERN BLOC.
Just look at his forearm and tell me you’re comfortable humiliating his son. Be serious for one second and actually think about it.
Whether you believe he drinks too much or he actually drinks too much. Whether you like the NBA or not, or think he’s overrated or whatever the case is. Whatever you think about the situation, I appreciate that we all agree you have to be fucking CRAZY to take a beer from his hands, then hug his father, then move on like nothing happened. That’s a unique combination of being a bitch and a dick otherwise known as a bitchdick move and I really thought that was above Michael Finley.
More importantly, how about me double dipping two NBA blogs the first half of the first day of CarlsBlogs.com? I did not see that coming any more than you did but honestly it feels good. It feels different. It feels loose and easy and free like I’m taking a nice dump or throwing a solid bullpen. Not saying this is going to be an NBA blog full time going forward but more just a heads up that my versatility is absolutely fearless.