I’m not starting shit or trying to get bitch slapped when I say this is a super gay fight. I simply mean it literally: it’s extremely and objectively gay.
Also objective: fabulous commentary.
Get up baby
The fighting though was terrible. Too many loose wrists and not enough extension through the target. A lot of these guys looked like absolute pussies if we’re being honest.
Here’s the worst of the worst:
(1) This guy would be lucky to break 47 on a speed pitch with this JV slop
(2) Here’s some more trash BP from a guy who doesn’t know if he’s right or left handed
(3) When you want to throw a big haymaker but you’re also wearing a really cute bag:
(4) When you want to beat a guy up but also maybe kiss him after the fight so you don’t hurt him too bad:
(5) When your mom remarried Dennis Leary and we was a terrible step-father who never taught you proper throwing mechanics
(6) When you’re just not sure about your jurisdiction:
Overall just a really good clean fight and I think I’m just going to leave the blog at that. I really don’t have much more to say than it’s just a nice big gay fight.
Takes one to know one
It looked like they weren’t even trying to fight