You got a tail?
You got a high rear?
LETS DO A SIDE SHOT
THAT FLUFFY CHIHUAHUA FACE
HE’S FUNCTIONAL AS FUCK
Officially my #1 dog argument video online and I am struggling to come up with a #2 for the simple reason that we’re incessantly peppered with the most inflammatory Jersey machismo aggression I have ever witnessed in my entire life
FUGOUTTAHERE
And what are we talking about exactly?
Miniature toy dog breeding standards.
Sounds a little gay don’t you think?
Depends on who you ask and right now you’re asking me and I indeed say that this whole thing feels a little gay and that’s why it’s so sensational. Gay arguments are so much better and more entertaining and theatrical with a fraction of the actual physical violent harm at stake. It’s a safer space to express yourself and at no point did I think this would escalate to a pushing match or even a punch. Just never even came close to that threshold if we’re being completely honest.
And on the subject, I’m no expert but I think tall guy on the right has a point. That dog doesn’t meet the traditional grooming standards of the rest and thus it’s unique and different. Nobody saying worse. But it’s different enough to fall under consideration and that’s why short guy with big eyebrows needs to chill.
In other news, I was in Miami earlier this month and I couldn’t believe the dog culture. It was spectacular.
You can take a dog anywhere in Miami.
You can take a dog to museums and fancy restaurants and crowded bars and I’m the exact kinda guy that loves that stuff.
Other people like to complain about dogs but not me.
Bring the dogs everywhere always no matter what they look like or anything. People who complain about this stuff should be dumped into Lake Michigan from high enough elevation to kill on impact with the water. Maybe 500 feet?
Miami has dogs of all shapes and sizes and they go everywhere and I’ve never heard anyone talk about that before so I want to go on record right now and call it a great dog town.
So congratulations Miami.
You do it right.