I hope you guys have a nice Tuesday.
I got like an hour+ in a dentist chair to fix an old crown that’s been acting up and that obviously fucking blows.
On the bright side, I’m making early plans to install a putting green at Camp Carl in my backyard and this is fitting inspiration because it closely resembles my starting point: a complete hellscape in vegetation.
My ETA on the green is sometime this fall with other projects taking priority like paving 20,000 square feet of driveway, building a goat shack, populating the goat shack and adopting at least one more dog.
When that’s good and ready, we pivot to a home practice facility to keep my scores in the low 80’s where they will remain for the rest of my life God willing.
In other news:
- The Cubs called up my favorite hitting prospect since Kris Bryant and I’m excited to watch him play tonight against the Marlins. His name is Moises Ballesteros. I’ve talked a lot about him for a number of weeks on the MMCS and it’s a nice payoff to see him in the big league lineup so soon.
- I’m giving away 4 tickets to the crosstown classic on Friday at Wrigley and thinking I give away 2 to Cubs fans and 2 to White Sox fans and ask those guys to have a good day at Wrigley Field together. That would be nice. Maybe two different father son combinations? Stay tuned for more details
- Cubs won easily last night and we’re hoping for the same again tonight but we’re not picky
- I got into a semi argument about Ben Johnson over the weekend and I’ve been meaning to publish my take on how I think he could be good but we need to cool the jets on sucking his dick so hard. The skin might fall off guys. Let him coach a game first please for the love of God we watched Matt Nagy win coach of the year then ran him out of town shortly after. If you don’t respect the nuance to NFL head coaching yet then idk what to tell you. Opinion piece inbound.
- I’m really nervous about the dentist
- My dry cleaner is holding a pair of suit pants hostage for an $80 storage fee because I guess they didn’t get picked up on time. Or something like that and I find it to be complete fucking bullshit. Apparently the store manager had a showdown with my old lady the other day while she was running errands. Said something like No Way Jose… not until you pay the 80 dollar storage fee but the pants were just hanging on the rack right there in plain sight. Historically speaking you might get threatened with a Maltov cocktail when that happens but I’m just joking, of course. Point is I need to get those suit pants back and the dry cleaner is next to the dentist and all this just has me a little stressed out to start the day.
- Cubs are fuckin ROLLING
- I’m not soft on Ben Johnson as much as I just need to explain myself
- 20 more bags of mulch left on the task list. That’s a good feeling
Everyone have a nice day unless you’re like me and you’re going to the Dentist and you’re crabby about it.