Moises Ballesteros Has Arrived At Wrigley Field And He Looks SPECTACULAR

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I tried telling you guys several times over the last couple weeks that he’s my favorite Cubs prospect basically in forever and nobody believes me. So I kept telling you guys. And still nobody believes me. So hopefully this finally puts a nail in that coffin and hammers home the fact that Moises Ballesteros is already a 10 year big league vet despite being just 21 years old.

He’s perfect.

He’s so chubby that he’s actually fat.

Much fatter than anyone I can remember since maybe Miguel Montero and even then he’s much fatter than Miggy

That’s just plain old chubby

This is fat:

And this is sexy

That’s a man with confidence and an asesthetic in mind and a vibe and two arm sleeves worth of tatoos and a fully raw dogged short sleeved polo quarter zip thing that only latin guys can make sexy.

He’s got a single chain for the pregame then probably another 2-3 for batting practice and maybe another set for game wear only.

Like I said this man is a 10 year big league vet and you’re just finding out about him.

Enjoy

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