Alexa
Everything gets a reveal these days.
NFL Schedule.
Gender parties for adults.
Ryder Cup carry bags?
Where does it stop and when did golf start thinking people give this kind of specific fuck about the sport? It’s so arrogant and entitled you almost have to softly applaud the minor ego manifestations that lead to embroidered carry bag reveals for a bi-annual international friendly.
Really compelling stuff guys.
In the meantime these bags fuckin blowwwwww.
In Keegan We Trust should be punishable with some kind of jail time or at least a fine. For no other reason than it’s just so utterly and completely terrible.
So much action. So much needlepoint. All of it completely unnecessary.
If we want to set the tone we do it appropriately
VINTAGE
Give me a selection of used old leather bags from Ebay and the Europeans would be shitting themselves in disbelief.
Give me something that’s hard to carry in the first place.
Then throw a couple bricks in the bottom on the 1st tee just to get inside Tyrell Hatton’s tiny little head.
Or just go full caddy shack and call it day.
Point is we got options and absolutely none of them should be the trash buffet we got served in today’s most glutinous reveal.
PS – Don’t forget to listen to this week’s Monday Morning Cubs Show