*This is called a Bruce Levine Blog. Get used to it.* I think getting Bregman would have improved the Cubs by at least 3 games and given us a better roster in October. Both things are very important in what’s…
Happy Friday, which is a term I absolutely detest but cannot avoid saying on the heels of our 2nd week of CarlsBlogs.com. This week’s Wake Up series focused on performances, from juggling to the Super Bowl disaster, and now finishes…
Penelope Cruz is a great MILF. She’s timeless and classic and graceful and extremely tight. She’s also got a perky rack and very warm smile. Another nice thing is that she’s filthy rich as a celebrated award winning actress while…
My first watch of this was very uncomfortable because it appears he was violently beaten for no reason. It’s set up to look like an unprovoked attack on a man who was all alone and blah blah blah. Like any…
I used to run a blog series on Barstool Sports called The Bookie Chronicles. It was a series that shared degenerative-gambling personal stories from the Barstool community and it was very funny. Mostly because it covered just disgusting behavior that…
Based on this distant, borderline creepy video of Jed Hoyer today, I have no choice but to conclude that Justin Turner will be a Chicago Cub before sunrise tomorrow morning. That’s what this tells me. Jed has pace and bounce…
Carl – Been loving the blog man and all the high quality MILFs you’ve been posting. Thanks for creating a safe space on the internet for older dudes like us that need it. One thing I noticed is that the…
Heartwarming story from the weekend and actually quite simple. Two dudes meet at a bar, talk football, trade numbers then text each other all week about random players. Obviously this is very gay but let’s dig and see if it’s…
Get over it you little pussy. This is the problem with kids watching football. They just don’t get it. They don’t understand the rules or that custom embroidered jerseys are more expensive. They think every play should be a hail…
Mike Madigan is the longest standing elected member in the history of American Democracy and arguably one of its most powerful figures of all time. To understand his power first requires to you shed any notion you have about how…
