MILF Of The Day – Nancy Faust
I’m a big Nancy Faust guy. Truth be told, she was my first autograph ever. Sox Fest 1994 with my dad. Ozzie Guillen turned me down because it was outside his signing window. Nancy Faust saw it and signed for…
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Shot Imanaga Is Headed To The IL + Other Important Stuff: Chicago Cubs News & Notes – Monday May 5th
It feels good to be back from Miami and ready to settle into an extremely competitive week of Cubs baseball that starts tonight with a 3-game series against the Giants at home. Then we’re off on Thursday and playing 3-games…
Am I A Complete Psychopath For Watching Saving Private Ryan On An Early Sunday Morning Flight Home From Miami?
I don’t want to make a huge deal out of this blog but at the same time I have a burning question on my mind that I’ve been dying to answer and it’s about movie etiquette on planes. Specifically yesterday…
Monday Morning Cubs Show For May 5th Is NOW LIVE: Shota Hurt + First Place Cubs + PCA Bad Outfield Beef
It’s Monday which means we have a fresh Monday Morning Cubs Show featuring the World Famous Tim Mahoney. It’s a loaded show with a lot of talking point so let me do my best to summarize: Next up is the…
Wake Up With The 9th Inning Of Game 4 Of The 2016 NLDS: Cubs vs. Giants
The Cubs play a 3-game series against the San Francisco Giants starting today and I couldn’t think of a better way to start the day. Such a preposterous comeback and a good reminder that we technically own the Giants because…
A Blog Breaking Down The Dansby Swanson “Situation”
I’m pool side in Miami right now enjoying the sunshine and a book about the San Francisco drug scene in the 1960s. It’s almost perfect with the small problem that Dansby Swanson is fuckin killing me right now. I’ll defend…
Watch Kyle Brandt Absolutely Eviscerate The Media For Complaining Like Pussies About Shedeur Sanders Going In The 5th Round
I’m editing the Monday Morning Cubs Show right now but taking a quick break to share the best take from the weekend’s draft and that’s from Kyle Brandt. Absolutely ridiculous weekend that people should be ashamed about looking back. The…
Wake Up With 1,000 Words And Full Game Highlights From Sunday Night Baseball
I’m in Miami on vacation with Mrs. Carl and I’m about to put a beating on this hotel pool. But first I wanted to start the day with some highlights and talking points with the Cubs after a tough loss…
Chicago Cubs Public Service Announcement: Please Stop Asking Craig Counsell To Change The Batting Order When We’re #1 In Literally Every Single Offensive Statistic
I don’t know who needs to hear this but it absolutely needs to be said loud and clear. Shut THE FUCK UP about the the Cubs’ batting order right this second. Don’t send another text or tweet or ask your…
Wake Up With Full Highlights Of The Cubs Beating The Dodgers AGAIN
The Cubs beat the World Champion Dodgers 4-3 in the season series going 4-1 on domestic soil just this month and that’s awesome. The Dodgers are a very good baseball team and we flat out beat them this year in…