I wrote earlier about Moises Ballesteros getting called up and laying some expectations that were pretty lofty. Like him hitting .300+ and being the 5-hitter in a playoff lineup and the Cubs DH for the next decade and a bunch…
I don’t want to make a huge deal out of this but I was at a family party over the weekend and almost beat the shit out of my cousin for basically sucking Ben Johnson’s dick so hard I couldn’t…
Imagine Kyle Schwarber and Ichiro Suzuki had a baby boy together. Schwarber birthed him. That’s Moises Ballesteros. The Cubs are calling him up with Ian Happ headed to the IL with an oblique. And with that news, we need an…
I hope you guys have a nice Tuesday. I got like an hour+ in a dentist chair to fix an old crown that’s been acting up and that obviously fucking blows. On the bright side, I’m making early plans to…
Listen I’m not trying to turn this thing into a White Sox blog just because Nancy Faust is back in the organist booth but at the same time I’m not passing on Gage Workman DFA news because it’s another chapter…
New Monday Morning Cubs show out today and the biggest thing on my mind is exactly what I’m saying in the title here. You have to be categorically insane to think the Chicago Cubs would/could/want/will trade for Rafael Devers. It’s…
You got a tail? You got a high rear? LETS DO A SIDE SHOT THAT FLUFFY CHIHUAHUA FACE HE’S FUNCTIONAL AS FUCK Officially my #1 dog argument video online and I am struggling to come up with a #2 for…
NEW MONDAY MORNING CUBS SHOW HERE: Cade Horton Blog: The Monday Morning Cubs Show is now available and before I post a recap, I want to spend a specific blog on how much I love Cade Horton. This is that…
As somebody who owns and plays the piano pretty regularly I can tell you that I know enough to know Nancy Faust is the greatest stadium organist of your fuckin life and there is no second place. So let’s get…
This video has been making the rounds on social and I figured it would be the perfect way to kick off the week and get the blog rolling once again. It was nice to be in Miami for vacation. It…
