I’m legitimately obsessed with the 2025 Cubs and I don’t know what to do about it. Last night is arguably the best April game I’ve watched since last Friday when the Cubs did the exact same thing when they blew…
This lady is so hot I’d blow her fuckin dad. Congratulations Shakira. Do you have a neighborhood MILF you’d like to nominate for the blog? Email all submissions to Carl@CarlsBlogs.com
Little palette cleanser for that cheddar brat lunch: Process: I know that sounds simple but there’s a lot of people out there who can’t handle a decent cheddar brat on the skillet so hopefully this clears things up. And hopefully…
I don’t know how to react to this because I don’t know how smart Ryan Poles is. I want to believe that he’s smarter than that answer suggests and this is part of a bigger strategy to land their #1…
I’m making cheddar brats for lunch today and I’m extremely excited because I’m using a cast iron miller lite simmer recipe that’s been passed down my family for generations. More on that in a minute. For now and before I…
MLB Trade Rumors – The Mariners are trading reliever Drew Pomeranz to the Cubs, reports Ken Rosenthal of The Athletic. The veteran southpaw had been pitching in Triple-A with Seattle. According to Rosenthal, Pomeranz’s deal contained an upward mobility clause that required the Mariners…
I LOVE YOU TRISH. EVER SINCE DAD DIED. Classic scumbag Philly guy probably wants Sirianni fired for letting owners vote on the tush push. Never happy. Always willing to get hammered. Craving a good sports argument with an out of…
The Dodgers are back in town for the 6th and 7th games of the season and I couldn’t think of a better way to start the day. Every time the Dodgers come to Wrigley I’m immediately pulled back to the…
Biggest news of the day is Andrej Stojakovic on campus for a visit at Illinois and hopefully the winds are blowing south and east away from the quad. That’s first and foremost. Worst thing you could ask for is one…
Alexa look this shit up Well I’ll be damned The Cubs truly are 1st to win the World Series in the baseball reference playoff machine. That’s a staggering development worth clarifying as I just spent this morning preparing people for…
