Carl

This poll is open for another 8 hours so I wanted to post it here for the 12:30pm. Once upon a time at Barstool I did like 3,000 words on every root beer in the market. Today I’ve simplified it…

Justin Steele is on the IL for 2 weeks with tendinitis in his throwing elbow and I wanted to talk about it because I once had tendinitis in my throwing elbow and it sucked. Tendinitis comes from unnecessary weight bearing…

I don’t want to make a huge deal out of this because then one of you guys might hack me again. But I basically just went into the Matrix this morning and rewrote my code to protect the blog. Something…

Happy Masters Thursday and hopefully you guys are able to watch some of it. This is one of the best couple days in sports and I think it’s the first weekend to mark the start of spring. By Masters weekend…

Carls Note: a guy named Clayborne Taylor (@ClayborneTayl0r) reached out with a Masters preview that he wanted to post on CarlsBlogs.com. It’s long and detailed and good stuff so we’re publishing this man’s work. If you guys like it maybe…

Cam Smith got his first career RBI last night and I couldn’t believe it. How did it take the best player of all time in the history of the sport 7 full games to register 1 measly RBI? He’s got…

I’m on my way to the Cubs game on a Metra right now but wanted to throw a quick blog up about how the Masters needs to do less of this stuff. We don’t need to see the tablecloths get…

I’m going to the Cubs game today with Mahoney so we’re going to be a little abbreviated on the blog compared to normal days. In advance – my apologies. It’s better for the long term health of the Monday Morning…

Mercy. Some ladies just want to be stuffed like a piece of poultry and Pam Anderson is one of those ladies. And they’re real if I can squeeze em. So congratulations Pamela. Do you have a local neighborhood MILF you’d…

This is a Cubs News & Notes blog for Tuesday April 8th. Normally I’d post at 5pm but we’re going a little earlier today out of convenience. Specifically: I’d like to use it to jot down some thoughts on the…