I generally hate pranks except in a baseball clubhouse and dugout. Those are the only venues in my life where I find pranking appropriate. Otherwise I think youtube pranksters belong in one big dumpster at the bottom of Lake Michigan.…
This is a Game Notes blog for last night’s game against the A’s. Let’s just get into it: Kyle Tucker’s better than I expected and I opened the season saying he was the 6th best player in baseball. It feels…
I love anything that has to do with the 2015 Cubs. Easily my favorite Cubs team of all time and that includes the 2016 World Series club. I’m not that crazy. The reason 2015 stands atop my list is it…
One of the classiest MILFs you’re ever gonna find on CarlsBlogs.com and arguably the most sacred MILF in my house. Mrs. Carl swears by her entire catalogue the same I swear by those legs. Mercy. What a total package of…
It’s Tuesday April 1st and the Cubs play tonight at 9pm. Normally I would have a long blog but we’re going a little bit shorter given all the news from last night. So here’s some miscellaneous stuff as we get…
The Cubs have a big 9pm game tonight to reach .500 that’s basically the center of my universe right now. But before we get there, I want to share this clip of Mike Tomlin because very simply: it’s hilarious watching…
The big baseball news everyone’s talking about today is Torpedo bats. The next big thing is obviously backup catcher Carson Kelly’s cycle. But keep going down the list and you’ll soon learn that Lance Lynn retired from baseball today, and…
I don’t know if you guys are paying attention but this 3rd base controversy out of Boston is incredibly sensational. And while this may seem random – I covered 3rd base extensively in February when CarlsBlogs.com was living in the…
I know this is mostly a Chicago sports blog and things shouldn’t be taken too seriously at any point because we’re inherent losers and reduced to our self-made-misery. But every now and then I need to fulfill a civic duty…
You have to be a real sicko to take in the full game highlights for an 18-3 drubbing in the middle of night but that won’t stop me from sharing. Consider this a completely unnecessary starting point to your morning…
