The big baseball news everyone’s talking about today is Torpedo bats. The next big thing is obviously backup catcher Carson Kelly’s cycle. But keep going down the list and you’ll soon learn that Lance Lynn retired from baseball today, and…
I don’t know if you guys are paying attention but this 3rd base controversy out of Boston is incredibly sensational. And while this may seem random – I covered 3rd base extensively in February when CarlsBlogs.com was living in the…
I know this is mostly a Chicago sports blog and things shouldn’t be taken too seriously at any point because we’re inherent losers and reduced to our self-made-misery. But every now and then I need to fulfill a civic duty…
You have to be a real sicko to take in the full game highlights for an 18-3 drubbing in the middle of night but that won’t stop me from sharing. Consider this a completely unnecessary starting point to your morning…
Homer Triple Single Carson Kelly hit for the cycle last night as the Cubs absolutely demolished the Athletics 18-3. I have full game notes and observations coming later this morning at 9:30am but for now wanted to kick the morning…
Tami Taylor is easily one of my favorite Motherly MILFS in the history of American television. Right up there with Carmella Soprano and a couple other MTBNL (Milfs To Be Named Later). Just a real classic legs vibe that will…
It’s Monday March 31st and the Chicago Cubs are 2-4, which I find to be just okay. The bright side is that they could easily be 0-6 when you look at the schedule and consider the bullpen. The downside is…
I hate to mail in a 3:30pm blog but I’m diving deep into the Cubs weekend and looking ahead at this A’s matchup pretty hard. As such I need to slide into the 3:30 and keep it moving on the…
As explained by the head engineer: All the rage lately is these Torpedo Bats and I have some deep thoughts on the evolution. Let’s just get into it: PS – Manfred juiced the balls again and is blaming the Yankees…
Alright so I just got back from the vet with Scottie Puppen and it sounds like he’s going to be just fine with the small caveat that he’s getting older and I need to bring a pee sample back at…
