Carl

A lot of people hate this broad and that’s perfectly okay because that’s more for you and me. Amiright ? Legs. Smile. Face and body front and back. Don’t know how to act. Without no vouchers or boozers. She’s bringing…

Today is Tuesday March 25th and we’re now just two days away from our domestic opening day against the Diamondbacks. If you didn’t hear, first pitch this Thursday is at 9pm and that’s absolute fuckin bullshit in my household. So…

I saw this tweet and I swear I almost fuckin died on the spot. It’s a visual representation of the starting 5 in the sweet 16 and where they started their college careers. Take a long look. Some easy observations:…

I’m trying to get away from Cam Smith but every time I look up he’s hitting another home run or clearing the bases or tormenting Cubs fans in another cruel and unusual way. This time it’s yet another multi-RBI performance…

That’s former light heavyweight champion Chuck Liddell and he looks fuckin TERRIBLE. So bad that there’s gotta be some disease that makes your stomach explode like an Ethiopian overdosing on oatmeal creampies at sea-level. Hopefully he’s doing okay because it…

MLB.com – This page allows you to see the average positioning within the batter’s box for all hitters, as determined by their center of mass (defined as the midpoint of their hips). This is defined by two parameters: Depth in Box,…

I saw this and almost fuckin died. 7.27 ERA in high leverage situations? 5.5 walks per 9 innings in high leverage situations? 1.51 WHIP in high leverage situations? Reading that back makes me wonder why I felt so bold to…

I take Chicago garages very seriously which is why I’m so comfortable saying this is one of my favorites. Especially with the recent addition that adds about 40% of square footage to create two distinct party spaces for Bears games.…

I just started watching this show on Amazon Prime called The Wheel Of Time and it stars a very MILFY Rosamund Pike as this witch lady with a real sweet hooch. And the more I watch, the more I realize…

Welcome back to Cubs News & Notes – your daily Cubs round up blog of the most important things. Today’s slate is lighter than your traditional fare and that’s because we’re in this weird dead zone between Tokyo and real…