Wake Up With Ana De Armas At The Oscars
So nice thing about Ana De Armas is that Mrs. Carl said I’m allowed to bang her. Specifically, I asked last night Would you let me bang Ana De Armas? And she said Yeah go right ahead So that’s a…
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MILF Of The Day – Demi Moore
One of the more classic MILFs of my lifetime and certainly one of the most consistent. Reminds me a lot of Hank Aaron’s career where he’s consistently an 8-WAR player but never a 10+ season. Always one of the best…
Cubs News And Notes – Thursday February 27th
We’re a couple weeks out from opening day and I actually feel pretty good about the bullpen. I know that sounds crazy after last season, but a little bit of depth goes a very long way in the big leagues.…
The Smoothest Swing On The PGA Tour Just Carded A 59
The PGA Tour is playing another forgettable event this weekend with the exception that it’s at the notoriously difficult PGA National Champion course. It played host to the 1983 Ryder Cup, 1987 PGA Championship and the Cognizant Classic since 2007.…
I Will Organize A Halas Hall Riot If The Bears Draft The Penn State Tight End
I have to go get a haircut and run some errands down to the Yorkville Goodwill so I don’t want to spend too much time on this topic. Albeit selfishly, we can make quick work of this. FUCK THAT DRAFT…
Splish Splash – Bitcoin’s Taking A Bath
Home sales are down. Unemployment is rising. There’s a lot of metrics suggesting a slowed growth heading into spring time but nothing scares me more than bitcoin right now. Bitcoin’s at 107. Now at 96. Bitcoin’s in the 80’s. Every…
This Video of Peanut Tillman Causing Fumbles Makes Me Want To Bully Children
This is one of those stupid gimmick videos that shouldn’t be that funny but I still find myself laughing at every single punch out. So much that it gets a blog because I love the Peanut Punch and I love…
Wake Up With Heist Starring Gene Hackman (FULL MOVIE)
Gene Hackman passed away sadly last night at the age of 94. He’s one of my dad’s favorite actors and that’s largely because he was so good in the movie Hoosiers. I tried tracking it down but there’s no good…
MILF Of The Day – Rachel McAdams
Rachel McAdams has long been my #1 All Time Best In Show the same way they do it at Westminster. She’s above and beyond her peers in every category of desirability. And really just a textbook classic MILF into her…
Cubs News & Notes – Wednesday February 26th
It’s Wednesday February 26th and the Chicago Cubs are 3 weeks out from opening day. These are some things on my mind: Jon Berti Is A Complete Stiff That’s not the clip that generated my original thought but it’s close…