Get over it you little pussy. This is the problem with kids watching football. They just don’t get it. They don’t understand the rules or that custom embroidered jerseys are more expensive. They think every play should be a hail…
Mike Madigan is the longest standing elected member in the history of American Democracy and arguably one of its most powerful figures of all time. To understand his power first requires to you shed any notion you have about how…
MLB Trade Rumors – The Red Sox are reportedly in agreement with Alex Bregman on a three-year, $120MM deal. The Boras Corporation client receives massive $40MM salaries in each season, though an unreported amount of that money is deferred. Bregman can opt…
I’m not piling on the Super Bowl shit show halftime performance as much as I’m saying this guy is an outstanding performer and he would have been way better received than Kendrick Lamar. All the social media videos I see…
Fun fact about me is that I really wanted to bang Stifler’s Mom for the longest time. That’s the fact. She’s so perfectly slutty I talk a lot about hot older women and I think it’s because of her influence…
Virginia McCaskey died last week and it was very sad and her funeral was today in Mt Prospect. It was a real Who’s Who of people in Chicago with some of the biggest names in our history showing up to…
IN THE 98TH MINUTE AFTER 100+ YEARS OF HISTORY I’m out of breath You guys have to believe me when I say that I love watching soccer on TV. I don’t know shit about the technical side of the sport,…
Normally I do a big long look at all the promotional items the Cubs are giving away throughout the season. But this time I’m stuck on bobbleheads because I can’t believe Clark the Cub gets one on April 26th. Like…
I’m not an expert but this is what I see in that clip above: Boog: how’d it go? Jed: pretty bad. Boog (back peddaling): what’s up? Jed: *turns back to camera, grabs crotch* Boog (shaking his head): I don’t know…
I don’t want to make a huge deal out of this but it’s getting pretty late in the winter and Alex Bregman still remains unsigned. If you asked me last week I would’ve said that would be impossible because he…
