MILF Of The Day: Stifler’s Mom
Fun fact about me is that I really wanted to bang Stifler’s Mom for the longest time. That’s the fact. She’s so perfectly slutty I talk a lot about hot older women and I think it’s because of her influence…
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Virginia McCaskey Funeral Reaction: Who Is The Blood-Thirsty Security Guard In This Ridiculous Fur Coat?
Virginia McCaskey died last week and it was very sad and her funeral was today in Mt Prospect. It was a real Who’s Who of people in Chicago with some of the biggest names in our history showing up to…
TARKOWSKI FROM THE PARKING LOT
IN THE 98TH MINUTE AFTER 100+ YEARS OF HISTORY I’m out of breath You guys have to believe me when I say that I love watching soccer on TV. I don’t know shit about the technical side of the sport,…
It Actually Really Bothers Me That Clark The Cub Gets His Own Bobblehead Night (The Official Wrigley Field Promotional Giveaway Schedule Announcement Blog)
Normally I do a big long look at all the promotional items the Cubs are giving away throughout the season. But this time I’m stuck on bobbleheads because I can’t believe Clark the Cub gets one on April 26th. Like…
Lip Reading 101: Jed Hoyer Is Obviously Very Pissed Off About Something
I’m not an expert but this is what I see in that clip above: Boog: how’d it go? Jed: pretty bad. Boog (back peddaling): what’s up? Jed: *turns back to camera, grabs crotch* Boog (shaking his head): I don’t know…
It’s February 12th And The Chicago Cubs Still Have Not Signed Alex Bregman
I don’t want to make a huge deal out of this but it’s getting pretty late in the winter and Alex Bregman still remains unsigned. If you asked me last week I would’ve said that would be impossible because he…
Dan Hurley Is Such A Pathetic Little Douchebag
As a bald(ish) guy myself, you can’t attack another baldy in the tribe. That’s just a fact no matter how many skin grafts and hair plugs and national championships you end up with in your lifetime. There’s literally no reason…
Congratulations To My Good Friend Jake On His First Career 700 Bowling Series
Alexa enhance my buddy’s 706 total from Tuesday night league play One of my favorite 3 game sets I’ve ever had a chance to follow up and blog about. If Danny, Dave and Mike weren’t slinging shots after game 3…
I’m Sorry, But You Said The Bulls Lost By How Much?
The Bulls sent this tweet out last night and I almost fucking died no joke. 71-29 at HALFTIME? AGAINT THE PISTONS? WITH CAPTAIN KIRK IN THE HOUSE? We need to completely overhaul IN THE HOUSE as a way of referencing…
Wake Up With Rage Against The Machine In Mexico City
Watch the crowd at 0:11 seconds and tell me Kendrick Lamar gave a good halftime performance this weekend. For real. Take just 3 minutes of your life to experience the single most amped up crowd in the history of live…