I lied. I’m a puddle of tears right now on the floor of my office bawling my eyes out as I type this. This fucking team. I swear if it’s not winning late games and never giving up. If it’s…
Travis Wood hit a grand slam against the White Sox in the 2013 Crosstown Classic against the White Sox and it feels like 10 lifetimes ago. That’s because it was in baseball years: Thinking about this era makes me feel…
One of my all time favorite late 90’s babe-turned-MILF on record and that’s because she’s the original Sidney Sweeney in my life. Perky. Pretty. Innocent kinda but not really at all. And an overwhelmingly mediocre actress but still extremely hot.…
Editors Note from Carl – This guy slayed the Masters preview and I think it’s only fair to run it back. Bet only the money you can afford to lose. Follow him here @ClayborneTayl0r PGA Championship Preview 2025 The coveted…
I’m at the farm right now hanging out with my buddy’s goats but wanted to sneak this in real quick like an old radio break. I mean are you kidding me with this analysis? David Ortiz is the greatest Left…
Alright so one thing you guys should already definitely know about me is that I love overly detailed reviews of basically anything. Food always plays but I mean it broadly. You could review mulch and that would resonate with me.…
Alexa Everything gets a reveal these days. NFL Schedule. Gender parties for adults. Ryder Cup carry bags? Where does it stop and when did golf start thinking people give this kind of specific fuck about the sport? It’s so arrogant…
Spoiler alert: Cubs win in 9th inning on a walk-off from Justin Turner. You may have heard or seen but that doesn’t change the fact a full highlight to start the day is a good way to start the day.…
I’m going to hammer this point relentlessly tomorrow but for now I just want it on record that the 2025 Chicago Cubs are a team of destiny and we’re lucky to watch them every single day. Where do you even…
Heidi Klum is literally perfect. Rich. Beautiful. Wide child bearing hips. Rich. The total package and one of my all time favorite MILFs. Congratulations, Heidi. Do you have a local neighborhood MILF you’d like to nominate for the blog? Email…
