Heidi Klum is literally perfect. Rich. Beautiful. Wide child bearing hips. Rich. The total package and one of my all time favorite MILFs. Congratulations, Heidi. Do you have a local neighborhood MILF you’d like to nominate for the blog? Email…
I need to do my lineup preview for today but first wanted to share Mahoney’s Wrigley Weather Report. He does these for every home game and I love them and I love him. Nobody makes me laugh harder than this…
Alexa I tried telling you guys several times over the last couple weeks that he’s my favorite Cubs prospect basically in forever and nobody believes me. So I kept telling you guys. And still nobody believes me. So hopefully this…
It’s been a minute since we did a Full Movie and this actually leads nicely into the Cubs 6:40pm start time against the Marlins. Personally I went to the dentist this morning and he numbed my face so hard I…
I wrote earlier about Moises Ballesteros getting called up and laying some expectations that were pretty lofty. Like him hitting .300+ and being the 5-hitter in a playoff lineup and the Cubs DH for the next decade and a bunch…
I don’t want to make a huge deal out of this but I was at a family party over the weekend and almost beat the shit out of my cousin for basically sucking Ben Johnson’s dick so hard I couldn’t…
Imagine Kyle Schwarber and Ichiro Suzuki had a baby boy together. Schwarber birthed him. That’s Moises Ballesteros. The Cubs are calling him up with Ian Happ headed to the IL with an oblique. And with that news, we need an…
I hope you guys have a nice Tuesday. I got like an hour+ in a dentist chair to fix an old crown that’s been acting up and that obviously fucking blows. On the bright side, I’m making early plans to…
Listen I’m not trying to turn this thing into a White Sox blog just because Nancy Faust is back in the organist booth but at the same time I’m not passing on Gage Workman DFA news because it’s another chapter…
New Monday Morning Cubs show out today and the biggest thing on my mind is exactly what I’m saying in the title here. You have to be categorically insane to think the Chicago Cubs would/could/want/will trade for Rafael Devers. It’s…
