MILF OF The Day – Dolly Parton
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Cubs vs. A’s Game Notes: We Are ROLLING
This is a Game Notes blog in place of your traditional News & Notes blog and that’s because the Cubs played today at 2:35pm against the A’s. So let’s talk game notes: Finally… Tom Ricketts needs to extend Kyle Tucker.…
I Am Officially Reversing My Official Position On George McCaskey
I’ve been super hard on George McCaskey forever and that’s because I’ve always seen him as this huge raging mega boner. He’s a guy who lunges for the free t-shirt at a Bulls game and prefers a good sirloin. He…
Lineup Preview Tuesday April 2nd: Cubs (4-4) @ A’s (2-4)
On the mound is Jameson Taillon and I just want to see him pitch the kinda game dictated by the circumstance. It’s a getaway lunchtime game before the home opener. You have an off day tomorrow after a grueling schedule…
Coby White Is The NBA Player Of The Month & The Chicago Bulls Are Going To The Playoffs (Kind Of)
X.com – The Chicago Bulls have clinched a spot in the NBA Play-In tournament for the third year in a row after defeating the Toronto Raptors with a final score of 137-118. This victory has sparked mixed reactions among fans;…
CLASSIC: John Kruk Pranks Chase Utley After His MLB Debut
I generally hate pranks except in a baseball clubhouse and dugout. Those are the only venues in my life where I find pranking appropriate. Otherwise I think youtube pranksters belong in one big dumpster at the bottom of Lake Michigan.…
Cubs vs. A’s Game Notes: Kyle Tucker Is The Best Player Of All Time
This is a Game Notes blog for last night’s game against the A’s. Let’s just get into it: Kyle Tucker’s better than I expected and I opened the season saying he was the 6th best player in baseball. It feels…
“I Just Got Released By The Worst Team In Baseball…” – Wake Up With Chris Coghlan’s Emotional Story About The 2015 Cubs
I love anything that has to do with the 2015 Cubs. Easily my favorite Cubs team of all time and that includes the 2016 World Series club. I’m not that crazy. The reason 2015 stands atop my list is it…
MILF Of The Day – Gwyneth Paltrow
One of the classiest MILFs you’re ever gonna find on CarlsBlogs.com and arguably the most sacred MILF in my house. Mrs. Carl swears by her entire catalogue the same I swear by those legs. Mercy. What a total package of…
Cubs News & Notes – Tuesday April 1st
It’s Tuesday April 1st and the Cubs play tonight at 9pm. Normally I would have a long blog but we’re going a little bit shorter given all the news from last night. So here’s some miscellaneous stuff as we get…