Based on this distant, borderline creepy video of Jed Hoyer today, I have no choice but to conclude that Justin Turner will be a Chicago Cub before sunrise tomorrow morning. That’s what this tells me. Jed has pace and bounce…
Carl – Been loving the blog man and all the high quality MILFs you’ve been posting. Thanks for creating a safe space on the internet for older dudes like us that need it. One thing I noticed is that the…
Heartwarming story from the weekend and actually quite simple. Two dudes meet at a bar, talk football, trade numbers then text each other all week about random players. Obviously this is very gay but let’s dig and see if it’s…
Get over it you little pussy. This is the problem with kids watching football. They just don’t get it. They don’t understand the rules or that custom embroidered jerseys are more expensive. They think every play should be a hail…
Mike Madigan is the longest standing elected member in the history of American Democracy and arguably one of its most powerful figures of all time. To understand his power first requires to you shed any notion you have about how…
MLB Trade Rumors – The Red Sox are reportedly in agreement with Alex Bregman on a three-year, $120MM deal. The Boras Corporation client receives massive $40MM salaries in each season, though an unreported amount of that money is deferred. Bregman can opt…
I’m not piling on the Super Bowl shit show halftime performance as much as I’m saying this guy is an outstanding performer and he would have been way better received than Kendrick Lamar. All the social media videos I see…
Fun fact about me is that I really wanted to bang Stifler’s Mom for the longest time. That’s the fact. She’s so perfectly slutty I talk a lot about hot older women and I think it’s because of her influence…
Virginia McCaskey died last week and it was very sad and her funeral was today in Mt Prospect. It was a real Who’s Who of people in Chicago with some of the biggest names in our history showing up to…
IN THE 98TH MINUTE AFTER 100+ YEARS OF HISTORY I’m out of breath You guys have to believe me when I say that I love watching soccer on TV. I don’t know shit about the technical side of the sport,…
