Maybe the most absurd college baseball story I’ve ever seen and there’s plenty. Guys hitting for the cycle with triple the legal limit BAC. Another time this guy’s mom got double teamed at a conference championship by a couple assistant…
X.com – The San Francisco 49ers have initiated contract discussions with quarterback Brock Purdy, proposing an annual salary of $45 million. This move comes after the team’s decision to trade Deebo Samuel, which has freed up cap space but also…
Alright so biggest Bears news of the offseason just came together in a nice 1-2 punch with Joe Thuney and Jonah Jackson coming over for draft picks. I’m no expert but I’m smart enough to tackle the most important things.…
President Trump said that we would be getting Greenland “one way or another” last night so I figured we should get acquainted with our future countrymen. Kinda like Major League 2 when Jack Parkman tells Jake Taylor to get off…
Marisa Tomei is like the Nolan Ryan of MILFs in that she should’ve lost her fastball decades ago but somehow she’s still going. Somehow she’s still throwing 200 innings a year with a 3.65 ERA and 3-1 K/BB ratio against…
MLB,com The Cubs have seven Top 100 prospects, tied with the Mariners for the most in baseball, which is obviously desirable. But it also presents something of a dilemma. Their six best prospects — third baseman Matt Shaw, right-hander Cade Horton, corner outfielder Owen Caissie,…
Fun fact about me is that I’m going to blog Real Madrid soccer and I don’t even know why. You’ll have to search the archives for how this all came about, but the short story is that I have no…
I saw this the other day and figured I should wait until Fat Tuesday to celebrate the Fattest Fat Guy in the history of Fat Guys. JB Pritzker is so full of shit that I almost don’t want to waste…
I used to run a blog series on Barstool Sports called The Bookie Chronicles. It was a series that shared degenerative-gambling personal stories from the Barstool community and it was very funny. Mostly because it covered just disgusting behavior that…
Well this fucking blows. And I know people are going to tell me I’m overreacting and it’s early and all that bullshit. But the truth is that a win in March means just as much as a win in September.…
