CBS – For the fifth year in a row, Chicago is holding onto its spot as the number one bed bug city in the U.S.
The Windy City ranked No. 1 on Orkin’s top 50 list of 2025’s Bed Bug Cities. New York ranked 15th, which Orkin reported was a significant improvement from past years.
The top 10 list includes:
- Chicago
- Cleveland
- Detroit
- Los Angeles
- Indianapolis
- Washington, D.C.
- Grand Rapids, Mich.
- Columbus, Ohio
- Champaign, Ill.
- Milwaukee
Normally I wouldn’t care about this but I can’t pass an opportunity to tell you guys that Brandon Johnson sucks old balls. Guy can’t even fix a bed bug epidemic. Right up there with Grand Rapids and Detroit and the hippies from Los Angeles. Honestly makes me sick to think he runs our city when he can’t even manage a press conference on campaign gifts. Go figure the bugs are running wild when unchecked teenagers can’t go a weekend without destroying downtown property. It would only make sense that Chicago leads the country in bed bug exterminations and again that’s because he’s a weak and incompetent pussy.
What the actual connection is between bugs and Chicago, I’m not sure. But having a profound moron at the top of our government makes things so much easier when trying to appropriate the correct amount of blame.
Just one look at this guy
And you can assume the worst for Chicago
- Bed Bugs
- Rats
- Violent crime
- Miami of Ohio grads
- Budget gaps
- Corruption
- Taste of Chicago blows
- Jerry Reinsdorf
- Public transit
- 290
- Construction
- Mark Potash leaving the Sun Times
- And So On
Pick anything under Brandon Johnson and you’ll find ever-expanding abject institutional failure
And you know it.
I know it.
The guy’s a fucking bum and the only thing that makes me more upset is that he’s reflective of the Chicago Teachers Union agenda and those people suck.
So while we start with bed bugs, the real problem is that Brandon Johnson can’t solve for x.
Nevermind the heavy shit.
Nevermind the property taxes that are literally coming for your sweet little buttcheeks.
This guy can’t find Edison Park on a map.
He drinks Bud Light.
And he fucking sucks.
That’s where I stand on the bed bugs.