I just said a bunch of nice albeit vague things about Patrick Reed and I just wanted to do a circle back follow up blog and say that it’s kinda bullshit when you watch this clip of him driving thru Starbucks.
Strawberry refreshers?
Let me be clear.
And I want to be very clear.
If you’re any kinda dude anywhere, you don’t proudly drink strawberry refreshers. You keep that to yourself and you do it shamefully. That’s part of being a guy. I’m not saying you can’t enjoy a delicious strawberry refresher I’m just saying you need to serve it with a side of guilt and a touch of humiliation because you’re equipped with the self awareness to know this is potentially a bad look.
The willingness to enjoy a strawberry refresher on camera.
That’s what kinda gets me a little bit and rethink that maybe he’s actually a douchebag.
Like maybe I just got him wrong at the Pro Am dinner.
Maybe I didn’t know he was drinking a cranberry.
Either way I just wanted to update the score on Patrick Reed formally and say while I understand he’s a Strawberry refresher guy, and those can be delicious under the right circumstances. But it’s lame enough for me to reopen an investigation into whether or not I’m willing to publicly endorse him any longer.
At this time no further questions unless you want to tell me he sucks. Then by all means. I’m open to having a conversation about Patrick Reed.