Get over it you little pussy.
This is the problem with kids watching football. They just don’t get it. They don’t understand the rules or that custom embroidered jerseys are more expensive. They think every play should be a hail mary with absolutely zero respect for a balanced run/pass attack. None of them understand zone blitzing and even fewer respect the history and tradition of the game.
That’s why I don’t give a flying fuck about this lady’s nephew. He brings nothing to the table as a football fan. His entire existence has been watching Patrick Mahomes pump fake his way to another 15 yard penalty. He has no memories of Andy Reid in Philly. No recall of Nick Foles in KC or what it was like watching Dante Hall perform surgery on Oakland’s special teams.
I’ll bet this kid hasn’t even hosted a tailgate at Arrowhead. Probably doesn’t even know how to start a propane grill or marinate a pork shoulder.
Makes me sick to my stomach.
Especially as a Bears fan that’s lived through so much pain and anguish. I would NEVER cry during the first half of a Super Bowl for my team. And for what? Because Matt Nagy won’t adjust protection schemes?
Buddy I’ve been there before. I’ve lived that nightmare for YEARS. One bad half doesn’t give you the right to cry the super bowl patch adhesive out of place. Especially when Matt Nagy’s responsible for hanging points on the board against a team above .500.
Patrick Mahomes’s greatness be damned, you just cannot guard yourself against Matt Nagy ruining your season. Whether that’s the 1st half of the Super Bowl or the 1st week of training camp – completely irrelevant. Fact is Nagy will bomb when you need him and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Now be a good kid and go get your Uncle Carl a fresh beer.
attaboy