Fun fact about me is that I’m going to blog Real Madrid soccer and I don’t even know why. You’ll have to search the archives for how this all came about, but the short story is that I have no choice but to support Real Madrid for a number of cosmic reasons. Denying these reasons would be an affront to the sports gods that I worship. So here I am blogging about a soccer game and again, you guys have to trust me when I say there’s no choice on my part. This is a 100% hostage situation and my name is Stockholm Carl.
It’s nice to meet you
Consequently I want you to watch Julian Alvarez net just about the most amazing goal I have ever seen.
Absolutely incredible.
PS – I nuked Real Madrid for $20 this afternoon and will be so pissed if they lose.