X.com – Kylian Mbappé will miss Real Madrid’s Copa del Rey semi-final against Real Sociedad due to complications from a wisdom tooth extraction. Despite initial hopes that he might play, his condition worsened overnight, leading to a precautionary decision by coach Carlo Ancelotti to rest him. This absence significantly impacts Real Madrid’s strategy for the crucial match. Meanwhile, teammate Federico Valverde, who had returned to training, was expected to be available, contrary to earlier reports suggesting health issues. The specific reason for Thibaut Courtois’s absence remains unclear, with no confirmed health-related reasons provided.
Nice thing about keeping your own blog is you get to pick and choose what’s important to you. And a couple of weeks ago, I never would have guessed Kylian Mbappe Tooth Extraction Gone Wrong would warrant my attention but here we are anyways. That’s life.
Just last week Kylian Mbappe shocked the CarlsBlogs.com with a hat trick during a Champions League game I watched with my dad in his basement. I know for a fact he doesn’t give a fuck about soccer and even then it was still cool to watch Mbappe score a ridiculous hat trick against the defending world champions.
So I blogged about it three separate times, one for each goal. And with that, the algorithm figured I must be a diehard fan.
So you know what I’ve gotten shoved down my throat since then?
Kylian Mbappe news practically wherever I go and whatever I do. There’s Mbappe news following me because that’s how the aglorithm works.
Streaming Reacher on Amazon Prime?
You’re getting an add for Copa del Rey and La Ligua action.
Waiting for Cubs spring training to start?
Don’t forget to watch Champions League on Paramount+ starring Kylian Mbappe.
Scrolling instagram for golf tips on how to shallow the clubhead in transition?
Here’s an ad for EA Sports FIFA 25 where you can play as Kylian Mbappe.
On it goes, one after the other, as much immersive content as your little heart desires, all geared towards diehard Kylian Mbappe fans – a group the algorithm clearly identifies me with at this point because I wrote those blogs in my dads basement one time.
So be it.
You know what this means now?
I am a gigantic Kylian Mbappe fan and that means covering him the way he deserves to be covered. So if he’s trending, expect a blog on CarlsBlogs.com because that’s how you embrace the algorithm. I won’t run and hide just because the algorithm might’ve gotten this one wrong. I will trust it knows more about me than I know about me, and I will play the hand I’m dealt. I will cover and follow and blog Kylian Mbappe and ask zero questions along the way.
Which brings me to the toothache.
Terrible time for a botched tooth extraction. Especially with Real Madrid rolling into the next round of Champions League play and while a dead heat for La Ligua honors against Barcelona and Atletico unfolds. There’s so much to be had in this next month and he’s gotta worry about a bad tooth extraction.
This is why America is the best country on earth. You never hear about our superstar athletes missing time over routine yet shoddy medical care. You don’t hear about Tom Brady skipping time because of a yeast infection. Or that Caleb Williams is missing time with an inflamed uterus. That stuff never happens over here.
Anyways.
I hope Kylian Mbappe gets better and I can’t wait to blog about him more often and contribute more sacrifices to the algorithm.