Crispy on the outside, moist on the inside, just how I like my french baked chicken and MILFs over 60.
You may think I’m joking but I am not. Martha Stewart moves my needle and that’s for a number of reasons. Obviously she’s kinda naughty after doing hard prison time. And it’s also nice that she’s a beautiful billionaire with an insatiable appetite. Go down the list and you’re going to check a lot of boxes.
But what really gets me going most about Martha Stewart is her ability to keep a nice home. Just imagine waking up to her pancakes and fresh made maple syrup. Picture the lunch spreads she prepares on a Saturday while you’re out cutting the grass. Consider the wine collection and braised short ribs and all the stews your little heart could desire.
Again, she’s rich and a complete babe top to bottom. She owns jets and mansions and villas. But more importantly she knows how to care for a man with a clean home and unbelievable menu. The older I get, the more MILFY that becomes to me. So while Shania Twain is tighter and Salma Hayek has a much better rack, I think I’m taking Martha Stewart for the long run because I like her in the kitchen. Not as a misogynist but as a partner – that’s where she’s most valuable to me.
So with that in mind, I present Martha Stewart – the CarlsBlogs.com MILF of the Day for February 10th, 2025.







If you know a MILF worth nominating, please send me an email to Carl@CarlsBlogs.com. I would like to feature some neighborhood moms as we build the website out and that’s going to take a village of submissions. So don’t be bashful and send me those MILFs.
