Milf Of The Day: Salma Hayek

One of my favorite MILFs of all time and easily my #1 exotic rack of the century. Call me old fashioned but those are really nice big jugs and she’s got an electric personality to match. As a result, I am happy to announce that Salma Hayek is the first ever MILF Of The Day (MOTD) on CarlsBlogs.com. What a remarkable achievement.

I once wrote a blog about her tits on Barstool Sports that did more site traffic in a weekend then everything I had to say about the Cubs in the 2nd half of 2020. Really a remarkable thing to consider but even more telling of what a big set of tits can get you: Action. Lots of it.

Is she a good actress? I don’t know and I certainly don’t care.

They’re perky and they got nice bounce and shape. Probably some cosmetic work, obviously. But I don’t think she got a 90210 pump and dump. Those are way too nice for a drive by boob job. This is way more in line with notable advances in Science and Technology.

Has she been naughty?

I like to think so.

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♬ sonido original – M

I also like to think she’d be into my sense of humor and charisma and overwhelming charm. A little bit of booze at a hotel bar and some light banter over dark lighting. You start putting the pieces together and I honestly think I got a shot with Salma Hayek on the right day under the right circumstances.

And as a very happily married man, I think I got the right vibe to make her feel dangerous through my own unavailability. So I have that going for me which is very nice.

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Do you have a MILF you’d like to nominate? Email me Carl@CarlsBlogs.com for consideration. I would like to give this some local flavor down the road so don’t be bashful. This is a safe space for hot older ladies and that will never change.

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