I’m posting this compilation for the 3pm spot because it’s awesome and I like contributing to the conversation about LeBron being a huge pussy.
Mostly my ire comes from the fact I have to listen to a decades long GOAT debate about Michael and this gigantic cunt of a human being.
The reality is I don’t really care about LeBron one way or the other. That’s how I’ve always felt about a runner up and it’s no different when talking basketball legacies. LeBron vs. Jordan is no different than Jason Kidd vs. Jordan in my mind. I’m not even getting off the bus mentally. It’s over before you even make a point and I don’t like wasting time.
But this is different. This is just about being a huge pussy who falls all over the place, swallowing his mouth piece and crying to the zebras that he got hit too hard.
Meanwhile Caitlin Clark is sucking down knuckle sandwiches every time she comes off a screen. Can’t even take a deep breath without catching an elbow to the rib cage or knee to the ovaries.
She’s taking 10x the beating in one night that LeBron will take in his entire career and somehow people want me to then pivot into a GOAT debate because he takes steroids and won’t retire?
Michael Jordan played drunk.
Michael Jordan inhales cigars.
Michael Jordan walked 36, scored 50, then double teamed a couple 10’s and that was called a Thursday in his world.
The fact people have dragged this out for so unnecessarily long is a stain on our society and I’m simply publishing this blog to remind you guys that he’s a huge pussy who deserves zero credit, recognition or respect unless you’re tiering Huge Pussies. Then by all means, go nuts on LeBron.
Until then, I don’t want to hear another word about that jabroni.
Now hit me with the Caitlin Clark highlights.