I need to do my lineup preview for today but first wanted to share Mahoney’s Wrigley Weather Report. He does these for every home game and I love them and I…

Alexa I tried telling you guys several times over the last couple weeks that he’s my favorite Cubs prospect basically in forever and nobody believes me. So I kept telling you…

It’s been a minute since we did a Full Movie and this actually leads nicely into the Cubs 6:40pm start time against the Marlins. Personally I went to the dentist this…

I wrote earlier about Moises Ballesteros getting called up and laying some expectations that were pretty lofty. Like him hitting .300+ and being the 5-hitter in a playoff lineup and the…

I don’t want to make a huge deal out of this but I was at a family party over the weekend and almost beat the shit out of my cousin for…

Imagine Kyle Schwarber and Ichiro Suzuki had a baby boy together. Schwarber birthed him. That’s Moises Ballesteros. The Cubs are calling him up with Ian Happ headed to the IL with…

I hope you guys have a nice Tuesday. I got like an hour+ in a dentist chair to fix an old crown that’s been acting up and that obviously fucking blows.…

Listen I’m not trying to turn this thing into a White Sox blog just because Nancy Faust is back in the organist booth but at the same time I’m not passing…

New Monday Morning Cubs show out today and the biggest thing on my mind is exactly what I’m saying in the title here. You have to be categorically insane to think…

You got a tail? You got a high rear? LETS DO A SIDE SHOT THAT FLUFFY CHIHUAHUA FACE HE’S FUNCTIONAL AS FUCK Officially my #1 dog argument video online and I…