Spoiler alert: Cubs win in 9th inning on a walk-off from Justin Turner. You may have heard or seen but that doesn’t change the fact a full highlight to start the…

I’m going to hammer this point relentlessly tomorrow but for now I just want it on record that the 2025 Chicago Cubs are a team of destiny and we’re lucky to…

Heidi Klum is literally perfect. Rich. Beautiful. Wide child bearing hips. Rich. The total package and one of my all time favorite MILFs. Congratulations, Heidi. Do you have a local neighborhood…

I need to do my lineup preview for today but first wanted to share Mahoney’s Wrigley Weather Report. He does these for every home game and I love them and I…

Alexa I tried telling you guys several times over the last couple weeks that he’s my favorite Cubs prospect basically in forever and nobody believes me. So I kept telling you…

It’s been a minute since we did a Full Movie and this actually leads nicely into the Cubs 6:40pm start time against the Marlins. Personally I went to the dentist this…

I wrote earlier about Moises Ballesteros getting called up and laying some expectations that were pretty lofty. Like him hitting .300+ and being the 5-hitter in a playoff lineup and the…

I don’t want to make a huge deal out of this but I was at a family party over the weekend and almost beat the shit out of my cousin for…

Imagine Kyle Schwarber and Ichiro Suzuki had a baby boy together. Schwarber birthed him. That’s Moises Ballesteros. The Cubs are calling him up with Ian Happ headed to the IL with…

I hope you guys have a nice Tuesday. I got like an hour+ in a dentist chair to fix an old crown that’s been acting up and that obviously fucking blows.…