If You Boo Taylor Swift Then You Belong In Guantanamo Bay
I don’t know exactly who needs to hear this but you just cannot boo this lady right here. There’s literally no excuse whatsoever to be trashing this lady in any capacity.…
Pitchers And Catchers Have Officially Reported, But Jed Hoyer Does Not Want To Talk About Alex Bregman
Some programming notes around CarlsBlogs.com – we’re going to change the schedule today to 8am-9:15am-10:30am etc. until we get to 6pm. That takes us down to 9 scheduled blogs a day…
Wake Up With The Worst Super Bowl Halftime Show Of All Time (FULL HALFTIME SHOW)
I guess you gotta watch it in the YouTube app because it’s so bad. And that’s fine by me because I don’t really want that trash on the blog anyways. Worst…
Happy Hour Starts Now: Wade Boggs Is Cancer Free
Never had you ever needed a better reason to start drinking your weekend beers if you’re into that kinda stuff. No judgment otherwise but for those of us that indulge. The…
PANDEMONIUM IN PHOENIX: EMILIANO GRILLO SLAM DUNKS 16
Emiliano Grillo is a 32 year old Argentine with 2 PGA Tour wins, 27 major championship appearances and approximately $23,000,000 in career earnings since turning pro in 2011. And of all…
According To Experts, The Chicago White Sox Have A 0.0% Chance To Make The Playoffs
We’re wrapping up MLB predictions week and it’s worth pointing out that the Chicago White Sox have done what many thought was intentionally impossible at this point in the calendar. It…
Shabby/Not Shabby: Fangraphs Thinks The Cubs Will Only Go 84-78 (Shabby) But Still Win The Division (Not Shabby)
Click here for the full – Fangraphs projections It’s MLB season-win-total-projection-week (MLB-SWTPW) on the internet and that means another year of fangraphs pissing people off. One of the great constants in…
I Absolutely Hate That The Tokyo-Dodgers Series Will Cost The Cubs 10 Spring Training Games
I don’t want to make a huge deal out of this because the players could easily disagree or there could be empirical evidence this is a stupid thing to complain about.…
Remember Yoan Moncada? He Just Signed A Real Contract With The Los Angeles Angels
Yoan Moncada is joining former teammate Tim Anderson in Los Angeles this year which is absolutely WILD if you followed any bit of the Chicago White Sox over the last couple…
Life Of A Soda Addict Part 12
Some of us are going to enjoy a couple beers tonight. Some of us won’t. Wherever you stand on Friday cold ones, I think we all agree 51 diet pops is…