People Need To PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP About Jason Day’s Sweatpants
Jason Day went full heather gray sweatsuit on Sunday the Pebble Beach AT&T Pro Am and people are not fucking happy about it at all. People think it’s too casual. They…
May I Recommend Walking?
I am about to go on a long walk and I think it’s important to campaign on behalf of walking. Especially because some people are just so fat and hopeless. The…
It Sure Sounds Like Colin Cowherd Almost Died Today Live On Air (And That Would Suck)
Awful Announcing – An unspecified illness forced Colin Cowherd to abruptly leave his Monday episode of The Herd on FS1 and Fox Sports Radio during the first segment. On the heels of arguably…
Luka Doncic’s Dad Should Have 100% Beat The Absolute Shit Out Of Michael Finley
Biggest news of the year and it’s not even close. Luka Doncic going to Los Angeles and blah blah fuckity blah. There aint nothing I gotta say about the trade you…
Let’s Talk About Ryan Pressly
The Cubs traded for Ryan Pressly last week and I want to talk about it. First though I have been laying low on social media while I build the wordpress blog…
I Am Categorically Obsessed With The LanLaw Music Boys And You Should Be Too
You may not know who these guys are which is okay. That’s why I’m here. Before though = I am disappointed to learn now in the 4th blog of CarlsBlogs.com that…
I Would Rather Be Dead Than Eat One Slice Of This Bologna Ramen Cake From The WGN Morning Show
That there my friends is a Bologna Ramen cake made of exactly what it sounds: Oscar Meyer bologna and old fashioned ramen. Today the WGN morning show decided to dedicate a…
The Zach LaVine Era Is Officially Over And That’s AWESOME
Yahoo – The second part of this deal moves LaVine out of Chicago and reunites him with former teammate DeMar DeRozan. LaVine, who will turn 30 years old on March 10,…
Wake Up With Bob Weir and Wolf Bros: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert
This is the first Wake Up blog I’m posting in a regular scheduled format and I couldn’t think of a better start. Don Was on the big nasty. Bobby ripping his…