I don’t know who needs to hear this but I know it needs to be said. People need to calm the H down about Ben Johnson being this world beating savior…

I saw this go out the other day and thought it was a huge joke. I never heard of Maryland Eastern Shore and more importantly, I never considered the possibility that…

It’s President’s Day in America which has me thinking about how lucky we are to be Americans. At least I think that’s the point of President’s Day otherwise it seems like…

I know the White Sox are a bottom barrel scumbag city trash can of an organization but $125 for 27 games isn’t too shabby. So much so that I actually contemplated…

*This is called a Bruce Levine Blog. Get used to it.* I think getting Bregman would have improved the Cubs by at least 3 games and given us a better roster…

Happy Friday, which is a term I absolutely detest but cannot avoid saying on the heels of our 2nd week of CarlsBlogs.com. This week’s Wake Up series focused on performances, from…

Penelope Cruz is a great MILF. She’s timeless and classic and graceful and extremely tight. She’s also got a perky rack and very warm smile. Another nice thing is that she’s…

My first watch of this was very uncomfortable because it appears he was violently beaten for no reason. It’s set up to look like an unprovoked attack on a man who…

I used to run a blog series on Barstool Sports called The Bookie Chronicles. It was a series that shared degenerative-gambling personal stories from the Barstool community and it was very…

Based on this distant, borderline creepy video of Jed Hoyer today, I have no choice but to conclude that Justin Turner will be a Chicago Cub before sunrise tomorrow morning. That’s…