Lineup Preview Sunday June 29th: It’s Hot As Balls Outside
I’m working on a social media schedule for Sterk Family Farms while Mrs. Carl (Nicole) is in the test kitchen today. It’s so hot outside that I actually prefer freezing temperatures…
Don’t Crash: Dansby Swanson Is Hitting 5th Again Today (Lineup Preview Blog)
Lineup Preview today is actually in blog format so I can properly cover my thoughts because it’s necessary. There’s so much complaining and confusion that we need to sort it out…
Wake Up With Shota Imanaga’s Introductory Press Conference
Welcome back to CarlsBlogs.com and as I explained last week – we’d be light in the blog schedule so I can get some product launched with SterkFamilyFarms.com and what a week+…
Ball or Strike: It’s June 17th And The Cubs Are In 1st Place (MMCS Blog)
I should have posted this yesterday but I’m taking the week the work on Sterk Family Farms because we’re going in our first store before July 4th and I’ve been working…
Wake Up With Justin Turner’s Old Smooth Moist Saggy Balls
Great moment last night for everybody when Justin Turner pulled his sack out on live TV. Almost everybody is saying they’re fake balls but I’m still willing to believe he stretched…
MILF Of The Day – Candace Cameron (DJ Tanner from Full House)
DJ Tanner was in the news because she doesn’t like scary movies because they invite demons and that’s honestly just fine because I would do whatever this lady asked me. Scary…
This Clip Of Jed Hoyer Talking About The Baez Trade Just Reinforces How Lucky We Are To Have PCA In A Chicago Cubs Uniform
Not trying to beat a dead horse here but really just want to emphasize how lucky we are to have PCA because he was hurt at the time we traded for…
Forget Everything Nice I Said About Patrick Reed Based Entirely On His Starbucks Order
I just said a bunch of nice albeit vague things about Patrick Reed and I just wanted to do a circle back follow up blog and say that it’s kinda bullshit…
Watching This Patrick Reed Albatross Reminds Me Of The Time I Hung Out With Patrick Reed And Realized He Was Pretty Cool
Cool albatross from Patrick Reed which reminds me of the time I hung out with Patrick Reed which serves as the basis for why I like him. A lot of people…
Apparently Jonathan Lucroy (The Retired Catcher) Wants To Defend Matt Shaw And Teach Me A Lesson By Hitting Ground Balls To Me At 3rd Base (Or Something Weird Like That)
I don’t want to make a huge deal out of this because I live to see another Matt Shaw play. I need to be in a position to coach him up…