MILF Of The Day – Zoe Saldaña

Probably would. Congratulations Zoe. Do you have another local neighborhood MILF you’d like to nominate for recognition? Email all submissions to Carl@CarlsBlogs.com

Checking In On Streeterville…

I hate to be this guy but I just wanted to check in on Streeterville because I actually like Streeterville a lot. Particularly as my #1 hotel destination within Chicago because…

Wake Up With Ana De Armas At The Oscars

So nice thing about Ana De Armas is that Mrs. Carl said I’m allowed to bang her. Specifically, I asked last night Would you let me bang Ana De Armas? And…