I don’t want to make a huge deal out of thi sbut at the same time I haven’t laughed this hard since I saw Wedding Crashers for the first time. Which ironically is about the same time this wedding was filmed based on my research and I just cannot stop laughing at this sandbagging son of a bitch

Minor league hockey.
Paid attendance 8,000 with a good Thursday night promo.
One of the elite introductions in all levels of professional sports.
And affordable skyboxes if you’re looking for a birthday party on the north side with expansive parking and convenient expressway access.
And many, many more things worth saying about the Wolves game.
Solid pretzel
But wedding venue?
Why is this so funny to me?

Normally you pay a little extra for Skates to show up to your wedding.
But on his home turf? He meets you at the alter.

Unbelievable touch for the Chicago Wolves to mark a special day and I swear on my life as I write this that I am fuckin LOSING IT. e
Maybe my favorite post y2K local minor professional league sports moment. Certainly top 5.
The Chicago Wolves wedding.
Totally spectacular.
Thank you.
CARL, COME BACK!!