Carl – Been loving the blog man and all the high quality MILFs you’ve been posting. Thanks for creating a safe space on the internet for older dudes like us that need it.
One thing I noticed is that the Bulls are pretty fucking bad but I think they could be getting worse. 40 point loss the other night against the Pistons. Then 18 point loss at home again but they might not trade Lonzo? This really chaps me because I never bought in to hockey enough to care about the Blackhawks rebuilding. If they’re in the playoffs, obviously that’s awesome. But I need the Bulls to get me through this stretch of the calendar and it’s just not going to happen. So my question is do I burn my custom Kevin Heurter jersey when it arrives on Saturday? Or do I hold out hope until late March and give Billy time to figure it out?
God Bless
Heywood Jablome
Thanks Heywood and welcome back to the blog. Writing 10 a day won’t be easy but I’m pulled to the bigger picture: an internet safe space for older dudes that like MILFs and other stuff.
In that spirit, I regret to inform you that you should indeed burn your Heurter when it arrives this weekend. If you saw his highlights last night then you would understand why.
YES THESE ARE REAL
My buddy Mahoney moneylined the Bulls last night and legit almost fuckin died a couple times. I called Arlington Heights PD to make a wellness check but they were already on site rendering aid. And while it’s nice having a Life Alert in the back pocket for Mahoney – we shouldn’t even be in that situation to start. You should be able to bet the Bulls on the 2nd leg of a home back-to-back without symptoms of cardiac arrest. At least that’s the world I want to live in.
Right now it doesn’t exist and that’s because the Bulls are trash.
Is this new? Absolutely not.
But the growing problem is that we’re going to completely miss out for so long that it will be too late to catch up if the Bulls ever get good again. Like how your parents refused social media when it first came out. No matter how logical and practical towards life and business, they just didn’t care about using it.
But then came some grandkids and elections and retirement, and now they’ve got all the time for social media without any clue to its use.
That’s where I’ll be with the Bulls 20 years from now when they’re over .500 again. I’ll be burdened and annoyed and frustrated with how much things have passed me by without any way to fix it.
And whether that’s a good analogy or not, my point is that the Bulls suck and I’m sick and tired of trying to figure out when it’s going to end.
So am I holding out hope for March with you Heywood Jablome?
No I am not
Instead, I’m actually gonna help you burn the Huerter this weekend. And then I’m going to Barnaby’s Arlington Heights for a large thin and pitcher of Modelo.
All of you are welcome to join me provided nobody mentions the Chicago Bulls.
PS – Imagine spending $1,000 to watch the Bulls lose by 40 at home in 3D. Couldn’t be me.