I meant to bring this up last week but was busy moving product for Sterk Family Farms. So we’re circling back with a friendly reminder that Ryan Pressly’s Mom is on Twitter and of course Cubs fans are using that opportunity to be uncomfortable at best
It’s twitter so you have to know what you’re getting.
At the same time it’s sombody’s mom and she’s also kinda MILFY
So final verdict is be nice to Jan Pressly because the alternative is downright weird. Like imagine telling your own mom that you are online talking shit to some other guy’s mom because you wish he had a better fastball? I’m a weird guy who does weird shit constantly and even that’s a little too weird for me. I’d imagine your mom would say something like “leave that nice lady Jane alone.”
Again especially to a nice MILFY baseball mom who just wants to connect with some fans.
Idk maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m a huge pussy about it and I have unreasonable expectations for decency. And obviously twitter is like the last place anyone should expect anything less than the absolute worst. But we’re talking about a nice lady named Jan and I just figure we can work to do better in the future.
Otherwise you’re inviting bad karma towards the 2025 Cubs and I think that’s actually much worse than Ryan Pressly’s dogshit fastball.