Virginia McCaskey died last week and it was very sad and her funeral was today in Mt Prospect. It was a real Who’s Who of people in Chicago with some of the biggest names in our history showing up to pay respects. From Brian Urlacher to Tom Ricketts and even Commissioner Roger Goodell. It seemed like everyone on the guest list was a really big deal and deserving of major security.
And then I saw the video above and I almost died on the spot, ready to go have afternoon tea with Virginia and St. Peter. I couldn’t breathe. This fur coat was overpowering and suffocating me to death.
It was everywhere I looked
There he goes
Does anybody know who this guy is?
And does anyone know how insane you have to be to wear this coat while working a security detail?
I don’t want to make a huge deal out of this. I don’t need a full manhunt or a LinkedIn profile. I’m more just looking for honest feedback if someone knows this dude. I’m assuming he’s ex delta force? Or at least an Army Ranger?
Something more on the exotic side of the United States military because you really have to be a lethally trained killing machine to pull this look for Virginia McCaskey’s funeral mass. You need to be a registered assassin or at the very least be the kinda guy to carve that animal skin for yourself in the Alaskan wild in order to comfortably wear it for such a formal occasion.
Otherwise you need to stop at Jos. A. Banks on the way home and just get a classic long coat like the rest of us. There can be no in-between.
You look like this?
You actively murder people and bury their bodies for a living. That I know to be true.
It’s also true that I nearly/kinda almost went to the funeral to pay my respects today but figured security would be a little tight for a guy like me.
Turns out I probably would’ve gotten murdered so good thing I stayed home.
THAT SAID: Rest In Peace Virginia. You would’ve loved todays bodyguards.