I’m legitimately obsessed with the 2025 Cubs and I don’t know what to do about it.
Last night is arguably the best April game I’ve watched since last Friday when the Cubs did the exact same thing when they blew a game then won it back lack.
I’m running out of words to describe them other than to say it’s Must Watch every night until it isn’t.
And as a categorical diehard, you’re lucky to get one of these starts every 10 years – maybe even 15. It’s not normal or natural or to be expected.
That’s a crazy stat.
Here’s some other juicy programming notes:
- We need a 3rd baseman because we currently don’t have one. Matt Shaw stinks right now. Gage Workman stinks period. Justin Turner is old moldy ball cheese at the corner. VIdal Brujan is more like Vidal Brutal and Jon Berti looks like a little leaguer. It’s as if you need a major league 3rd baseman to play a major league 3rd base. Don’t they teach that shit at Vanderbilt these days?
- I’m sick of relievers walking guys. It’s 3-balls with nobody on base then you need to be feeding heater down the middle of the plate. I would rather watch a solo homer hit the front porch of the fire station on Waveland than another leadoff walk to start a late inning. Makes me want to kill your grandmother in cold hot blood.
- Shota only pitches against the best teams in baseball
- 2 starts against the Dodgers
- 2 starts against the Padres
- 1 against the Rangers
- 1 against the Diamondbacks
- PCA:
- Life is so good right now as a Cubs fan that the last time I felt this way was 2016. That’s the closest comparison. The year we broke a 108-year old curse. That’s all I got.
Other programming notes:
- I can’t wait for the Cubs to play today at 6pm
- We’re going to Miami on Sunday morning and I need to go shopping at the outlet mall for some tank tops. I might turn that into a blog later today so don’t mind me.
- Weather is wet and chilly but should warm up throughout the day. I didn’t get to hit any golf balls yesterday or last week so we might go full pitching wedge later.
- Cubs play at 6pm today
- I am planning on cranberry wild rice stuffed chicken breasts for dinner
- There’s a Monday Morning Cubs Show out if you missed it yesterday
Most importantly let’s have a nice fucking day
