This doesn’t count as the 2pm blog. I just wanted to share this utter preposterous strike from 17 year-old sensation Lamine Yamal. Literally not even old enough to buy a Mango Cherry Vape from my local Shell but he’s on soccer’s biggest professional stage right now embarrassing the world’s best.
This dude is insane and this is exactly what I’m talking about when I say I can’t help my rapidly evolving obsession with this sport. That’s just an objectively gorgeous, beautiful, dramatic piece of pro sports. So much that I would call it staggering and near breath taking.
Barcelona now leads 3-1 after another goal. Nobody really cares. I got that.
The bigger point is that I think I would lean towards Barcelona over Real Madrid at this point. I’m not sure because I like Real Madrid’s vibe. But they’re kinda huge cocksuckers at the same time and I don’t love the way they carry themselves. I thought they were classy at first but that was wrong. I was wrong.
They both feel like the Lakers or the Yankees – so I can’t technically every fully endorse them. But in a pure Spanish head-to-head, 1-on-1… I think I like the Barcelona guys just a tick more. Also I got a lot of Polish blood in me and Lewandowski’s still bringing the heat. So that’s a nice little connection.
Anyways I Just wanted to share this because it’s awesome and I want to support my growing soccer addiction.
Apologies if this offends your senses. I come in peace almost always.