Watch This Philly Scumbag Take A Taser To The Face

I LOVE YOU TRISH. EVER SINCE DAD DIED.

Classic scumbag Philly guy probably wants Sirianni fired for letting owners vote on the tush push. Never happy. Always willing to get hammered. Craving a good sports argument with an out of towner.

WHAT ARE YOU RETARDED

I got a bunch of buddies from Philly over the years all collected from random places. 2 guys from law school. A buddy from summer baseball. Another two guys from my first job with one in his late 50’s and the other a mutant that went to college at West Virginia. Then a handful through my wife’s friend group and I swear every single one of them would punch me in the face if I talked enough shit about the Sixers.

SURE THING YOU FUCKIN BULLS FAN

It’s a passionate group of dumber-than-average guys that will help you move a large piece of furniture with enough notice.

They’re good people.

Just some times they get a little carried away which could mean penalty kicks to the face if you’re not careful. That’s the cost of doing business on broad street.

In other news, these are my power rankings for worst places to get into a fight in America:

  1. Chicago
  2. New Orleans
  3. Memphis
  4. Philadelphia
  5. Boston (sucker punch capital of the world)
  6. West/Central Pittsburgh
  7. Toms River NJ
  8. East St. Louis
  9. Salt Lake City
  10. Gary, IN

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